FUCK YEAH DENIPO/PIPISE

20 top His-and-Her Turn-Ons:

Pipo says:

-Dirty talk in Spanish

-Nibbling my ear

-Her in my undershirt

-A big, infectious laugh

-Striptease, please!

-Following me into the shower

-Jeans that give her booty

-My girl in glasses

-Biting

-PDA

Denise says:

-Crow’s feet. So distinguished.

-Kisses on my neck.

-Vampires! (LOVE BITES JIJIJI)

-Deep, penetrating……eye contact!

-A manly arm with a nice watch

-Beer on his breath. Naughty!

-A juicy fight with him…THAT MEANS MAKE UP SEX BITCHES :) q ricoo!

-T-shirt, jeans, glasses and stubble.

-Gentle fingertips on my skin.

-That musky smell..MMMM ;)

Japipin & Diyonisei

Japipin a.k.a. Pipin a.k.a. Pipo

Diyonisei a.k.a. Denisei a.k.a. Denise

Japipin: She’s my hot chocolate or every once in a while, my chocolate shortcake.

Diyonisei: He’ll even say it right in front of my roomate.

Japipin: I don’t care who hears me

-Japipin&Diyonisei, together 1 week.

Interview with the PO in DENIPO.

So, Pipo, right?
Fuck yeah, dude.

That’s one strange nickname, given that your name is Daniel. Where did you get it?

Like, I don’t really know, dude. It just came up one day and i’ve been glued to it ever since. Yeah.

Hahaha. You seem like a pretty funny guy. Do you smoke weed or somethin’?

Dude, no. Like, that shit ain’t any good man, I don’t know.

That’s cool. So, what was your first kiss with Denise like?

Dude, it was fucking magical. Like you got really wasted and then ate fucking pupusas. That kind of magical. I don’t think I’ll ever feel sumthin like that anytime soon, bro.

…Wow. She was your first serious girlfriend, right?

Yeah man. Y’know, I like to love em & leave em, i’m not one for very serious relationships. but she’s different. She’s cooler and I really fucking love her. She’s like the last cold beer in the universe. Everything I’ve ever wanted.

Lovely. Where are you at with her at the moment?

Well, i don’t really know, dude. I mean, I love her and stuff but she don wanna be a couple again. but i’m like going all lady gaga on her, y’know? with the “i don’t wanna be friends” shit and stuff.

Hahahahaha oh wow. Do you have any other words for the readers?

Yeah. Drink, smoke, party all night and sleep all day, guys. If you’re cheap and need a place to drink at like me most of the time, go to Bigo’s, dudes. I LOVE YOU DENISE!!!! Oh, and hala madrid. :)

…okay bye.

I promise that if you follow

I will kiss you or something. -denise